Ken Krimstein was born on a dark and stormy night. Since then, he's written and published short fiction on websites like mcsweeneys.net, themorningnews.org, yankeepotroast.org, and pindeldyboz.com. He's written and sold cartoons to the likes of Punch, The New Yorker, The National Lampoon, and The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists. He's been syndicated as part of King Features 'New Breed' cartoon feature.

He's also found time to get married, have three kids, and hunker down in New York City while waiting for the statute of limitations to expire on a backseat full of parking tickets from the Evanston, Illinois police department. Recently, he was greatly disappointed that they cancelled Bozo's Circus because after a 32 year wait for tickets, his turn to be on the show was coming up.

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